How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them! 
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What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
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Hard-boiled eggs...you just can't beat them.
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What is the fastest liquid on earth? Milk—it's "pasteurized" before you can even see it!
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Made with high-quality white vinyl, this sticker sheet full of dad jokes is perfect for anything from laptops to water bottles to man caves and everything in between. The removable adhesive won't leave a residue, so you can stick them again and again.
Sheet consists of 4 themed stickers + 1 bonus DJS sticker!
Material is white vinyl with a satin finish
White kiss-cut border is 1/8" (3.2mm)
Water, scratch and UV resistant
Removable adhesive will not leave a residue
Assembled in the USA